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14 Animals With Naughty Names

Boobies. Aholes. Slippery Dicks. Get your mind out of the gutter and stop giggling... they're just names from the animal kingdom!

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    Ahole

    Aholes are Hawaiian flagtail fish that are found in the Hawaiian islands. In the native Hawaiian language, aholehole refers to the young fishes, while the older ones are called aholes. Sounds about right.

    Slang:
    1. An a-hole is a noun shortened for the expletive a**hole, which means a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
    2. Another variation of a-hole refers to the anus.

    Photo: Public Domain/Wikipedia

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    Boobies

    Boobies are coastal/island birds that mostly hunt fish by swooping into the water from the air. They derived their name for the Spanish word "bobo" - meaning stupid. Boobies were known to land on ships and get easily captured and eaten by sailors.

    Slang:
    1. A boob--the singular conjugation of boobies--refers to a stupid person or dunce.
    2. Boobies, boobs, booby are terms that describe breasts, sometimes intended to be vulgar.

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    Dik Dik

    The Dik Dik is a small antelope that lives in eastern and southern Africa.

    Slang:
    1. A dick is a derogatory term for a male who is unpleasant or unruly.
    2. A variation of the word detective.
    3. A vulgar term for a penis.

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    Crappie

    Crappies apparently don't taste like crap. These fish are found in North America and are considered to be among the best-tasting freshwater fish.

    Slang:
    1. Crappy is an adjective used to describe something that is extremely bad, unpleasant, or inferior.

    Photo: Public Domain/Wikipedia

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    Shag

    A shag is a deep-diving seabird native to Europe.

    Slang:
    1.British term meaning intercourse.

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    Slippery Dick

    The slippery dick is species of fish that can be found in tropical waters of the western Atlantic Ocean, including North Carolina, Bermuda, Brazil and more. When fully grown, the slippery dick reaches 8 inches in length.

    Slang:
    1. A dick is a derogatory term for a male who is unpleasant or unruly.
    2. A variation of the word detective.
    3. A vulgar term for a penis.

    Photo: Dick Brian Gratwicke/Wikipedia

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    Ass (or Donkey)

    Pictured above, one is related to the horse and has been used as a working animal for at least 5000 years, and the other is Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.

    Slang:
    1. Stupid, foolish, or stubborn person.
    2. Vulgar term for the buttocks.

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    Cockchafer

    Cockchafer is a beetle that is considered to be a pest.

    Slang:
    1. A vulgar term for a penis.

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    Beaver

    A Beaver is an amphibious rodent that is native to Europe, Asia and North America.

    Slang:
    1. Vulgar term for female genitalia.

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    Camel Toe

    A camel is a beast of burden, often used to carry large amounts of weight. They have been used to perform domestic tasks since 1200BC. A camel’s toe--or hoof--can be used to manufacture high end glue.

    Slang:
    1. The ill-fitting appearance that's made when a woman wears tight trousers and the outline of her labia majora is prominent.

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    Cock

    The cock, also known as rooster, is a male chicken.

    Slang:
    1. A vulgar term for a penis.

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    Kitty

    A kitty is a feline.

    Slang:
    1. A vulgar term for female genitalia.

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    Sperm Whale

    The sperm whale is the largest toothed-predator of the animal kingdom, found anywhere in the ocean. Some people believe the shape of the whale resembles sperm.

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    Blue Tits

    Blue Tits are birds that are commonly found in Europe and western Asia. They are known for eating upside down.

    Slang:
    1. Tits is a vulgar term for breasts.

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